Dickerdoodles?

“Your clients and your staff are speaking Spanish to staff when they should be speaking English,”

Stay tuned for the next chapter. I have a feeling he’s gonna learn some kind of lesson after he’s identified.

As a high school and early college student, I went through a completely cliché phase in which I (church youth group member, honor student, giant nerd) wanted to date guys who were “rebels.”

Yet another in this camp. After the switch, I even *tried* to go back to hearing Yanny, but it’s only Laurel for me now.

Yep, I heard Yanny and then it switched to Laurel and I can’t make my brain go back. Weirdness.

This is exactly what happened to me and all of my convictions are up in the air now.

Same exact thing for me. Started as Yanny, then morphed into Yaurel, then into Laurel.

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

Let’s chill with “Dinosaur-sized”, they come in all different sizes.

my favorite thing about my deli job was the almost useless ends of proscioutto shanks. cutting thick chunks off of what’s left and rendering out as much fat as we could for bolognese on Fridays

While I’m not a fan of tweeting your good deeds because that’s self-centered as hell, fuckers should shut up and let the woman buy a kid an ice cream cone.

Matt Schlapp attended a top tier university, has an advanced degree, has worked in and around government for decades, and still feels comfortable bitching about “the elites”. Sad!

The world needs a talk show where Timothy Olyphant is always the guest and the host changes. I would be like the Jeopardy of talk shows.

White supremacist pedants will argue that since it was racial and not political he wasn’t technically a terrorist. They are morons.

That’s the perfect amount...for REVENGE! So, a revenge-based business model. Worked for Apple.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

"Fake Chef"