A guy who worked next door to my office struck up a friendship with me. We were super cool for three years. No mention of a girlfriend. Then I see he got married. It was all over Facebook. I congratulated him. He got all weird and defensive about it. Wouldn’t admit to it. Demanded to know how I knew?

What?!?! I’m SHOCKED!

thank christ we can all stop talking about firefly now

when exactly did max kellerman become what jon stewart thinks he looks like?

“and you’re miserable because you love being miserable because that’s what you’re about.”

I once found out, after thirty thirsty minutes of flirting, that the guy was a white supremacist

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

She wouldn’t even bother running, because she wouldn’t see anything at all problematic about her decision.

Me, in response to this headline:

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

No similarities here. Move along, move along.

I see what you did there...

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

My condolences to you and your family, but I’m happy to see your in the middle of the healing process.

If they lean in on the dystopian stuff like this trailer suggests and step back from the “isn’t he craaaaazy” unreliable narrator nonsense this could be very very good.

that is an insult to crumpets, they can at least convincingly play themselves under a variety of condiments

Seriously. Ser Davos was all “Damn, girl where you from?”

Am I the only one that hasn’t picked up on the supposed spark between these two?