Counterpoint: an enormous, towering, conflagration seems like a pretty good approximation of the world of tomorrow.

My former manager’s daughter (who worked mostly remotely) would come in for a visit every now and then, and would tell anyone who listened how much she loved Twilight movies and how all the stars knew her and loved her and she was best friends with them.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

I fully expected this article to state that he’d legally changed his first name to “Doctor.”

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

So in a show with dragons, zombies, face/size-shifting murderous teen girls and a squire with a magic penis, among other insane things, the speed at which characters move across an imaginary land is the line of credibility you’re arbitrarily drawing? The fun police has found it’s new Sheriff!

Euron: I’m just a man with a fleet and two good hands

Why watch it on the plane next weekend when you can watch it today, and Next Weekend?

*cue contrarians coming in to say they didn’t think it was that great*

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

Do you have kids? I have 2. If my wife died, and I crawled into a bottle and mourned her for 7 years like I think I would (10 years in and I am still madly in love with my wife), it would be much worse for all of us than if I got my shit together emotionally and got back out there. Life is for the living, and Patton…

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Just what I was thinking.

Because if they don’t discuss it, they get slammed for not discussing it.

I bet you also need to see Bruce Wayne’s parents gunned downed in an alley and a bunch of pearls slowly hit the ground for a Batman movie to be complete too don’t you? DON’T YOU!?

Guys, we found him! the only one in the world who wants to see the origin again!