I don't know how I managed to pause at this correct spot but I did

Yeah, fuck that noise.

You know, there's one surefire way to make sure your ignition does not fall victim to gravity, bad roads or knees.

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A high performance Nano.

To start, here's the basic plot of this movie: Matt and three friends — Tom Morningstar, Zack Klapman, and Thaddeus Brown — decide to traverse the entire state of Washington, from the Oregon border to Canada, almost exclusively on off-road trails. This is a 600-mile trip, so you realize from the very beginning that…

It's 2014 Doug, who shampoos anymore?

I'm really not that surprised Chrysler gave them a press car for this. The execs in charge of the Jeep brand seem very proud of the off road abuse their vehicles can take directly from the showroom floor.

I don't always watch F1 races,

pretty sure that's a lambo dude

he could have at least invited us

Blowing past the vintage Porsche tractor on the roadway is a nice, subtle dig.

If this is cool for "grown ups" then why does doing burnouts in rival High School parking lots get you arrested when you're 17?

Somebody call Ford up and tell them they need to put a GT40 successor together again. About time us Americans had another go at the title.

This is awesome. Now they should take the Audi and drive it through Belgium and into France for old times sake...

Yes.

Yes.

I actually haven't driven the base model, and the Abarth actually isn't that quick on paper. But it feels fast, and I actually attribute a lot of that to the exhaust. You just want to hear it yell, all the time, and that makes you put your foot down.

Things I don't like: There's no integrated navigation system available, even as an option, in this day and age. That's kind of weird. But I've got my phone, so I guess that's alright. Oh, and the blind spots are approximately ten times bigger than the car itself. And the leather could be softer, if I'm being really…