Shared cinematic universe with Terror At The Zoo, My Sister The Vampire, and Sideways Stories At Wayside School, please and thank you.

Superman was sent to Earth in an artificial womb which did not complete gestation until he arrived. Technically, he was born on Earth, right here in the United States.

Can't they just say they don't know what the third movie is because we haven't even gotten to the third movie yet? And isn't the third movie both the third and fourth movie?

Looks like a crooked wang.

Dr. Wu peed on my rug.

And the Lord turned and looked at Peter. And Peter remembered the saying of the Lord, how he had said to him, “Before the rooster crows today, you will call them Ewoks three times.” And he went out and wept bitterly.

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Fisto.

Bad enough that he's radicalizing a substantial chunk of the American right. Comparing him to Jack Nicholson just makes me want to shoot Jones out of a cannon even more than I already do.

Ah, schadenfreude.

Tomorrow Never Dies has a great premise, but it's poop.

I got a flagrant institutional racism notification for this?

"The next standalone prequel film in the Star Wars universe is likely to be less brutal. After all, it’s about Han Solo, and we all know what became of him."

Charlie Parker had the liver of a 70 year old, if that counts.

Fuck this shit. Just keep casting him in non-DC movies with actors who have played or came close to playing Batman. Man From UNCLE was at least 20% more fun while pretending that it was the real Batman vs. Superman.

We fear change.

I think that dude has damn near started a riot on multiple occasions just from saying dumb shit on the mic. Hard to top that, unless you made him the president or something.

Yeah, that's him. The southern stereotype guy.

'Fell shrugged it off by saying he sees all people as “laughing, eating, smoking, dick sucking, cum loving, piss-in-the-mouth monkeys.”'

I always got the sense that Dime and Vinnie were alright, Phil was an asshole, and Bass Player played bass.

Just take a live Daft Punk show and build a two hour Tron-esque music video around it. Fuck it. Does anybody actually want anything else at this point?