I got the blaster, you got the data tapes. It's all in the game, right?

I just figured he was being careful. Give the guy a gun to put him at ease, but empty the gun in case he's a threat. That seems like a much richer character detail than having a super-specific explanation for it. It's too cute by half.

Dude just wanted to get somewhere on time. Anybody who's ever been running late for work and surrounded by idiots in traffic can sympathize.

That's a weird way of spelling "white."

I hope they play it sped up, accompanied by ragtime music. You know. Make it fun.

All the thank yous, musical numbers, and physically painful bad jokes anyone could ever want.

It's the award for best acting, not most acting.

"big homosexual musical"

Can't remember who said it, but someone on Twitter referred to it as the movie where Superman can't beat a guy who has to drive a car.

It's only fair, when Batman's at home…

Moonlight made other films ever so slightly less successful and maybe disappointed the people who worked on them.

There are too many Best Picture nominees. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

“I’d just like to show the world who is the best in the world and that’s why he and me should fight, to see who’s the best in the world.”

No, this must be some kind of mistake. Nobody on the Internet ever calls anything other people like "overrated."

John Lydon was in the Monkees version of a punk band.

Alan Moore. Though he got himself kicked out, so I'm not sure how much credit the school system can take.

Somehow, in defiance of God's will, Roger is now the cute one.

*While reading Breitbart articles that he paid an assistant to print out for him.

Maybe he'll cast Bruce Willis and it'll turn out to be actually pretty good.

Do these films even need a director anymore? Just shoot a bunch of footage, put it together in various combinations, try on a bunch of badly misappropriated classic rock songs, and pick the version that tests well with a bunch of 14 year old boys and Ain't It Cool? News journalists.