It's an oblate spheroid?

I envy your optimism that Trump is just America's problem.

It's the only way they can watch Trump mock a reporter's disability and interpret him as heroic instead of a dangerously impulsive manchild.

WHOA. WHOA. Let's not do anything drastic we can't take back. What if Lucasfilm goes bankrupt? What if Disney has to start shutting down theme parks and cancelling upcoming projects?

Insert bemused remark about how the sequel is announced before the first one is even out.

Spider-Man: Superhero, Super Senior

People in this country are stupid enough to elect Donald Trump as their president because Hillary Clinton kind of rubs them the wrong way. We're not going to do shit about climate change and this movie is not going to change that.

It was good, but they spent way too much money on it.

Are you saying that Watson was Holmes-osexual?

This post went from stupid to clever in a hurry.

It's weird how he was really good in a bunch of really good movies with really good directors and now has this whole second career where people only know him as this goofball from Adult Swim and Will Ferrell movies.

You know, I immediately assumed it was him and never questioned why, so this is insightful.

That guy from Rammstein?

Perfectly plausible if you assume he never reads. Which is also perfectly plausible.

He's like a sad Andrew WK.

They're a Reddit dog whistle for "bands that are better than the one I was in".

This sounds about right.

Two Men, One Thing

Are they naked eight year olds?

Oh, it's not that the others aren't bad. It's that Trump is worse.