Hey, everybody, someone on the Internet doesn't care about something the rest of us like! Let's get 'im!

Hey, why not? The last time they tried a Star Wars boycott worked like gangbusters.

Upvoting for being basically the only post that anybody thought about before writing for more than two seconds.

Pumice is a rock you can literally use to scratch your ass.

Because white people?

Whereas if they gave up their religion, they would be perfectly pleasant people and not assholes at all.

*[anybody in the band who is tall enough to have ears near the speaker cones goes half-deaf, which means one of them]*

Unfortunately, we forgot to take into account that Taylor Lautner is next in the line of succession.

Unlike many of the Christmas songs written by humans, which aren't creepy at all.

Yeah, I was just thinking that. Why not hasten the economic collapse that artificial scarcity will inevitably cause?

This is the AV Club's most revolting food article yet.

Fast food is about as pop culture as it gets in this country. Never forget that.

"I think we can all agree: this hardly qualifies as news." - Kent Brockman

You're required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

Yeah, the airport scene has some clever stuff in it, but that dog-cat-mouse chase scene with Black Panther on foot IS the movie.

*Mark Hamill looking Carrie Fisher dead in the eye* Something just moved past my leg.

I support this. I prefer that these assholes stay home in their semen-encrusted basements while I go out and enjoy the movie.

I believe Mark Hamill fucked both Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford. At the same time.

Tea Party Republicans win because they can rally around anything, up to and including an open sewer.

The phone keyboard is sized better for his fingers.