This guy's always rebelling against evil empires. What's up with that?

But V For Vendetta is also from the '80s, which is going to be confusing for the sort of person who is easily confused.

Where the real money from the website is made!

Hey, somebody finally got Castro.

Breaking Bad doesn't hold up well, especially considering that it gave birth to a successor series that is better in every way.

You son of a bitch. I hope Patrick Stewart makes your clothes disappear.

Every god damn day.

Are you saying Seinfeldism didn't take?

It should be compulsory to rewatch the Wire once every few years in this fucking country.

For a book with that much sperm in it and the word "Dick" in the title and a shitload of homoerotic moments, there's surprisingly not that much actual whaling.

Thank god. I've been trying to make this S&M biker thing happen for years.

No. No. We already made the shitty decision. We don't get to have positivity now.

Feel free to Google this, but the word "jazz" has very similar etymological origins to "jizz."

I can remember it, and I haven't even seen TFA dozens of times like I've seen the other three Star Wars movies.

Maybe he's blind.

I kind of see what he's getting at. I'm not sure exactly what he was saying it about, but Star Wars has almost a documentarian style. It's not ugly, but it's handled without flourishes or things that call attention to themselves. It was weird to see Abrams pulling some Spielberg type visual touches in the Force…

The expanded universe raided every last second of film for any character who hadn't already had their backstories explored in novels and comic books. It's kind of cool, but bizarre at the same time.

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And Superman.

Tho thor from thoft thtool.