Pence is going to unironically mimic this scene when Trump either gets impeached or chokes to death on his own Dorito dust.

What's crazy is that he comes off like a community college theater actor in that role, then he comes off like Touch of Evil era Orson Welles in Batman the next year.

"You're making it better than it needs to be." - allegedly something he complained about to Irvin Kershner on the set

The difference is, Obama was never going to take your guns or your jerbs or whatever. Those were always half-cooked doomsday scenarios from his more fanciful critics. He never proposed it. He never campaigned on it. It was never a thing and was never going to be.

Vin Diesel and Jason Statham.

I know you're joking, but I will burn this world to the ground before I accept a modern-day retelling of Florentino Ariza and Fermina Daza's long-distance correspondence that involves dick picks.

"joke that seems funny at first but gets less funny every time you hear it."

He had to go for that engineering degree.

DOOM does not get "played out." DOOM has no use for play.

Well, 52 now.

We as a nation just elected Donald Trump as our president. There is no bottom limit to how much we can debase ourselves.

You didn't ask why he was being attacked.

Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea how horrible you have to be to get kicked off Twitter? It's like getting arrested for drunk driving in the 1970s.

Something that has not and never will come from Colin Jost?

Let's come up with spurious technical reasons for why people actually enjoyed something that they, in fact, did not enjoy.

But not before she kisses her brother.

Millennium Falcon. Space western. What do you need, a road map?

I'm going to say he could have rescued it by engaging and maybe even commiserating with his critics. Instead, he shit the bath.

Serious question: what the fuck are they supposed to do? They're bombarded from all directions by this stuff before they're even old enough to notice it. Any opportunity they have to learn how to deal with it—critical thinking classes, for example—is going to be hilariously late and almost certainly on an elective…

I would bet it has more to do with an incessant 400 years of mollycoddling white males, to the point where even the most magnanimous show of black empowerment will send them scurrying behind the loudest, meanest bully on the block.