See, this here is one of those false equivalency things that may have played some small role in the problems we've had as of late.

You mean the one with Melissa George's ass cra…

Jeff Sessions, who, sources say, may be responsible for Community season 4…

Helium? Of course it's risen. It's lighter than the atmosphere's composition.

I had the same thought when I saw Garbage Boy's most recent tweet. It's becoming more and more difficult to hold the two thoughts together in my head that he's this much of a sad loser and legitimately dangerous at the same time.

I think that would be enough to finally break Moore's legendary magnanimity.

That's my one consolation. Trump is as terrified of the Trump presidency as anyone else.

Shao Khan't tell me this is a bad idea.

Everything except, oddly, playing Mortal Kombat.

How would you know?

If Otto from A Fish Called Wanda were a multimillionaire and didn’t even pretend to be intellectually curious…

"I use the word 'nigger' a lot, because I hang around with a lot of niggers, and they use the word nigger, and I tend to use words that communicate. I don't mean to offend." - a thing Ted Nugent has actually said

Something by Milli Vanilli.

In the original script, he digressed into a lecture on the biological differences between chiroptera and rodentia.

The irony is, if the Democratic Party had welcomed the softcore bigots instead of washing its hands of them, minorities in this country would have been a lot safer than they are now.

"HOLY JESUS, WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS?" - Adele

I now realize that Kirk Hammett has been the love child of Steven Tyler and Paul Stanley all along.

"I was born rich. Never wore the same pair of socks twice."

Wha are my genitals.

Some people are claiming that Trump got so many votes because of "economics," which is a marvelous joke.