The people who voted for him, I would imagine.

Whether or not they care is academic. The fact is that they chose to vote for a profoundly anti-science candidate and he won. That says something about what they value.

What is love?

Thousands of years from now, people will form doomsday theories based on the date of the last Marvel movie that anyone was contractually obligated to be in.

*puffs cigar, adjusts dress*

Poor, my ass. Look at the exit polls.

I can recite all of the dialogue from all three of the original Star Wars movies from memory. Original editions only.

Why does the world keep making me feel things?

It also comes with a software replica of the synthesizer that nearly bankrupted Yes in the 1970s. It now costs less than the disc it comes on.

Surprising fact: he's a grower.

I'm going to go back to fantasizing about Lee Majors now.

Significantly higher than the median income of white non-Hispanic Americans across the board.

The income of the average Trump voter is not working class by any stretch of the imagination.

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Because they're assholes?

With a condom on it. Just to be safe.

*shouts down white men, who are definitely always getting shouted down and have been for all of recorded history*

I believe it's called "the China."

Meh. I don't mind a little inconsistency if it's part of a badly needed course correction.

Sounds like some people got triggered.