Donald Trump is the worst idea by any reasonable standard, for an enormous number of reasons. Clinton is the only sane choice and she is going to win.

With Nick Nolte as Sean O'Neal, James Franco as Gus Spelman, and a hologram of Todd VanDerWeff as Todd VanDerWeff.

Well, the damn things do take up the entire room, even if they can perform up to a hundred calculations in less than a minute.

To be fair, they have an unflagging track record of depicting white people as being impulsive and profoundly indifferent to the suffering they cause.

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

This has to be the most juvenile epithet I've seen in a long time, and damned if it didn't make me crack up.

White supremacy will not save you.

Motorhead, when I'm running late for work.

We are?

If there's anything we can learn from the first 3/4 of Nate Parker's Wikipedia bio, it's that fast-tracking a previously low-profile public figure into stardom can never go wrong.

A superheroic spy adventure, tied in with the Marvel Universe, starring one of the most popular actors of her generation? The fact that this hasn't already happened is insane.

The Andromeda Strain is probably too close to his actual job.

Click, with Adam Sandler

His list just said "2001, hey, amirite?"

Part of the reason the Snyder house style feels so bleak isn't a matter of violence or color saturation. It's that he doesn't particularly care about portraying his characters as regular people. You get maybe dribs and drabs to remind you that they have a life outside of the plot, but they never take the time to just…

Donald, is that you? I have so many questions.

Harrison Ford transformed into his own character from the Mosquito Coast so gradually, I didn’t even notice until 2007.

I warned you. I warned you there would be consequences if you let us keep putting sea salt on everything. And did you listen?

I am so, so very old.

Oh, hi, something.