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Fool. Doom is not made an ambassador. Doom makes himself an ambassador.

The dream/knockout sequences in Lebowsk are funny, imaginative, and filled with excellent craft.

May I recommend the 6000 SUX, since that's pretty much the reality we're living in?

Every time I think I'm looking good, this fucking guy shows up and I realize I look like a goblin.

SCOTTISH! SOCCER! HOOLIGAN! WEEKLY!

Bullshit. I've blown all my bosses dozens of times and never been fired.

Seagrams 7. Thanks for asking.

Only way Trump is going to leave the campaign early at this point is if Clarence Boddicker comes to his house and blows it up with a grenade.

We've got an argument about whitewashing movies going on in one of the other articles, and in this one Daniel Craig done whitewashed his god damn hair.

Skip out for one movie, realize there ain't much out there, then come back for the first truly shitty movie of the run?

It's just savvy marketing. As we all know, white actors are universal and represent everybody, unlike the other kinds of actors.

Your mom made it up.

This is as good a time as any to reaffirm that the Animated Series is the best screen interpretation of Batman and no other attempt even slightly comes close to it.

In case we ever need to do a fan cut of Batman in which Batman complains that the Batcave smells like balls.

Makes sense if you go with the Nolan trilogy interpretation that Harvey Dent is Bruce Wayne's dark mirror. Logically, '60s Batman's dark mirror would be another hamtastic 1960s actor who has played his own character's dark mirror in a number of stories.

Isn't it weird how anytime Donald Trump does something wrong, it turns out it was Hillary Clinton who actually did it?

Cool. I've lived in Lansing for most of my life myself. I have a lot of fondness for Schrader, not just due to his work, but also because he's (kinda sorta) from around here.

Yeah, that was a different Dennis Rodman.

Omar Gooding would have carved his way through the temple walls using shards from the silver monkey's skull.