I wonder about this sometimes. It's like when Nickelodeon did the April Fools prank where they said they'd show a new episode of Rocko and it turned out to be an unending shot of a jar of mayonnaise. Like, yeah, it's a funny idea, but does anybody who gets the reference still watch Nickelodeon?

The whole "rush out a movie for $200 million and lean hard on the first weekend" is a bubble that has to burst sooner or later. You're right, though—I don't see anything terribly bad happening to anybody important.

Blue Collar. A family-friendly laugh riot that will leave everyone smiling at the end.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets the address to Springfield Retirement Castle*

Dear world: "millennials" are not a real thing, no matter how hard you try to make them one.

Not these ones.

Pretty sure this guy has this boilerplate text assigned to a keyboard macro.

"It was all in good fun," they assure white viewers, who might otherwise notice even through their thickly layered prejudices that the piece was racist as fuck.

Every time I look at Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani, I hear the Otis theme from Superman in my head.

"Is this… what day is this?" - Donald Trump, about 45 minutes before the debate

Hey, why not? Every face-saving move they have to pull is one move closer to the end of this franchise.

Just go back and watch all the moments when Pesci's character starts spluttering wordlessly, and contemplate how close he came to singlehandedly jacking up the movie's MPAA rating.

"Why don't you go visit the cockpit? Tell them it's your birthday." - me on every plane ride ever since

Better title: Murder Contest.

Look at that chin. More like the Buttman, amirite?

This could be great.

"The next one will be better, but not because of some dumb bullshit." Translation: it will be worse, and it's going to have some dumb bullshit.

I like the live music aspect. If the crook's going to own a live music club, having real acts adds verisimilitude.

At the risk of editorializing, Netflix's streaming library has been cut in half and the lost content must be downloaded from pirate torrent websites in a harsh and brutal fashion.

His adaptation of Rum Punch was pretty fucking great.