This one doesn't even make any sense. Downvote. Downvote!

It's no coincidence that the movie where it's Shatner vs. Shatner was the last of the original series movies. The world cannot sustain that level of ham more than once,

Mr. Nimoy, we still have 10 minutes left.

So is this site just devolving into a bunch of really depressing food news now?

*Arrested peacefully, because anybody in the middle of the beer hipster/wannabe military dweeb Venn diagram is obviously white

This is going to be a bad movie.

Their chances of having consensual sex, often gratuitously and at great length, just dropped even further.

I will rein in my usual smartass remarks and general poor sportsmanship and say simply that he was the best.

Yeah, he fucked a lot of people and got murdered.

I think I spilled some on my Spawn comic books, which I then dumped in the back of the closet next to my Skip-It and Zand.

Iron Man was shitty Batman until the movies turned him into snotty Batman.

There are three jokes now.

"America is fast food." Oh god.

We've heard these words before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. Now, they are all Cage.

Conservative anti-feminist politics starts with C-A-F-P. Rearranged, that spells AFCP. Shift those by two letters and you get CHER. Now—stay with me on this, old chum—draw that word out and you get "cheer." As in the very bad cheer you get from none other than the Joker.

In retrospect, one of the better Batman movies.

I feel like the best way to protect this dingus from himself is to stop reporting anything he says or does.

That's a lot of turntable accessories.

Does this mean he'll be outrunning traffic again? That was fucking cool. I'd watch two hours of just that.

Two things: