"I went to an Applebee's"

Fuck the Prisoner.

Considering that the article itself makes this point, and Dunham herself in her apology letter, and undoubtedly numerous others within the literally hundreds of comments, I figured it was unnecessary for my already lengthy post to bother repeating it.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

All those newswire articles will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Hey, everybody, look: another opportunity for two minutes' hate! Quickly, to the telescreens!

To be fair, a lot of stuff we generally accept to be true about the way physical objects interact with each other comes from our media, including TV and movies. The "reality is unrealistic" page on TV Tropes is as long as it is for a reason. Those things are just as much a part of our modern mythology as our rumors…

Okay, when Garfield had whiskey shoved up his butt, it was medicine. But when I do it…

The original VA? You mean Lorenzo Music, the guy who also played Garfield.

Palms spaghetti.

Eisner. He never let anyone else letter his stuff, and for good reason.

Obadiah Stane. It's utter nonsense, but it sounds cool.

Now you're talking nonsense.

To be fair, Boba Fett in the movies doesn't really deserve a name. He was later retroactively decided to be a big deal. But, for a while there, his only meaningful accomplishments were snitching on the heroes and getting accidentally killed by a blind guy with hibernation sickness.

The twist is that the tall, pale, creepy figure in the background of the photograph is Max Landis dragging his hands on the ground because he dropped his vape pen in the grass.

Holy shit. If anything, this article cements how much I've given up on DC. Who is this even for? How is this Watchmen bullshit anything but the most obvious of gimmicks? Good god. Fuck this shit.

This made me laugh in the first 10 seconds. By a minute in, I was irrationally angry.

Fuuuuuuck, this sucks. RIP.

Yes.

Same is true for Star Wars. The first half hour is a rapidly thickening web of absurd coincidences, but the movie is so enchanting that it doesn't matter.