Fuck, I love DC, but most of what they do is some stupid-ass shit.

She's spot-on. Especially about Lois Lane.

John Williams spilled some ink and it was a better composition than this.

I've always thought Jackie would be a natural choice for Outstanding Achievement In Stepladder-Related Martial Arts.

Ever see the movie Auto Focus? It's good.

And, when he finally bothered to read the script, he told writer Tom Mankiewicz, "This movie is a fuckin' valentine."

Eastwood has never been great at courting overtly controversial topics, and his movies tend to be better when he doesn't. Gran Torino and Million Dollar Baby stake out a clear position—and that's admirable—but they are perhaps less challenging and less willing to offend than they hope to be. They have the affect of a…

Except instead of Force choking him, Trump files a lawsuit.

Does it have an animated gif of Ryu throwing a hadoken?

*Darth Vader angrily tweets Biggs Darklighter's address*

Printing counterfeit dollars on his arrest paperwork.

I'm not saying it facilitated recovery from the Depression. Just that government funding for art worked well in the recovery from the Depression. Art was prioritized alongside roads and parks as a way to improve communities and put people to work.

It worked well in the recovery from the Depression. Of course, tomato, tomato.

…While either dead calm or shouting like Jerry Stiller. There can be no in-between.

Rohmer was able to make an astounding movie, considering that he did not have access to robots or Kevin Bacon.

Bruce Lee jeets.

Indeed. The distinction seems to be that art becomes fine once it's too expensive for regular people. It starts in the basement and ends up behind the velvet rope. Usually once most of its original practicioners are dead.

Drop the Sean Parker. Just [absence of Sean Parker]. It's cleaner.

We never got Mahogany Rush, but at least we got regular Rush.

I knew exactly which video it would be before I opened it. Tony Zhou is a treasure.