Milwaukee is a city where a black person is nine times as likely to be shot by a police as a white person. If you're trying to figure out how the riot started, you might start there.

MLK would probably not say that. Not in response to the cancellation of one of the few late night shows with a black host.

*Robert De Niro weeps a single tear, drives off in a sportscar piled on top of three other sportscars*

It's a gesture called the seven buttholes. Originating in Japan, I believe.

We should all be so lucky as to be cut from ASM2.

For what it's worth, the bit in ASM1 where Spider-Man is on stakeout and he's playing a game on his cell phone struck me as very Pete.

I don't know whose face they're in, but it isn't mine.

Am I savage/Yes I am
Am I savage/I am Dan

It gave me confidence and almost sex.

When it comes to being obnoxious, Mustaine is Lars cubed.

More or less in line with Metallica's level of commentary since the beginning. That's right, everyone, I just called out all your junior high asses.

"Buy Truman Capote’s ashes, you sick bastard"

I'm racist, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

They've developed a cogent and actionable platform for reducing police violence and raising the standard of living for black folks in the United States?

Do you get the feeling sometimes that certain articles consistently attract certain people who otherwise rarely comment here?

Good. Comments sections have no place on a credible news site.

What else is there to say, except: I was excited about this movie, but fuck this asshole.

She's on the other side of the fence, so she might not be wearing clothes.

I am a cis- hetero- guy below 5'9". In my experience, online dating cuts both ways. As long as you're not a shithead and you can clean yourself up a little for some nice photos, you can find someone who wants to have sex with you and maybe even hang out.

"My… passion… for… Tool's music is… good… I can't think of any other… I… believe in… Tool… all the time. In most cases people say, "to each their own." But in the case of Tool, there is only one correct opinon and that opinion is… Tool with every molecule in your being. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go take a…