His willingness to sacrifice his ship and entire crew just to deliver cereal into my mouth makes him unfit for command.

Yeah, the kid from Beavis & Butthead in the Winger shirt would probably pick Chris Pine.

Hence Pine's resemblance to Shatner.

This… simple feeling…

Lethargic jump kick!

And that's just the post-cancellation stuff.

I prefer scores a la Williams or Goldsmith, which at least demand a lot of work to complete, over scores a la Zimmer, which really are lazy.

As a jock, it's your duty to give those nerds a hard time.

Picard is pretty much the ideal that Trek shoots for and always has. Quiet, thoughtful, utopian, but ready to spring into action the moment the situation calls for it.

His "I am a Klingon" to Alfre Woodward is legitimately hilarious.

The ship is drafty… and… damp. I complain, but… nobody listens.

Arguing about Trek on a Saturday night
It's 12 o'clock and X-Box is the only light

He definitely made good ever since he kidnapped Tony Stark.

Nah, he drank from the wrong grail like a dumbass. Fuck him.

What about Immortan Joe?

Isn't this character supposed to be… you know… bigger?

Get a mrain, borans.

Superman killed Zod and the scene is not in any way redeemed by context or character development. Better?

Oddly, Moore himself was one of the story's earliest critics. He was tapped out from working on Watchmen and he knew it.

It was raining here yesterday. Therefore, weather reports that it was overall sunny and hot in this country must be bullshit.