Why would they not, when folks jump right on it?

This hits on by far the most unrealistic element of this movie: that these born 'n' bred NYC ghost exterminators would ever go to a chain when Joe's Pizza is right there on Carmine St.

How can a character this stupid function in reality?

You just blew my mind.

Are his keys still in the taco meat?

Yeah. The whole impetus for his rant against college kids was that he was asked why he no longer plays college rooms and he didn't want to just admit that his audience A. is almost exclusively over the age of 40, and B. pays theater money to see him.

Kind of like a Cousin Oliver, except with more misogyny.

*Inception horn*

Bob Loblaw's talking nonsense.

"Logic wasn't particularly involved"

The Kelvin sequence is the one indisputably great thing to come out of the reboot series, so this could end up being good news.

He gave a sympathetic performance as kind-of-himself in Louie. He has it in him to do good work. It's just that everything he's done since graduating to theater gigs has been crap.

These are set photos, not shots from the movie. They just haven't had a chance to through the same digital Smurf urine filter that these movies use for everything.

Donald Trump would never in a million years give a random workday Joe a handful of sugar from his own personal stash, yet Hank Scorpio does it without giving it a moment's thought.

This one will blow your mind: the Daniel Radcliffe character was dead the whole time.

This'll keep the peasant class in its place.

Imagine the person who would sincerely enjoy this.

Travis doesn't die.

Time for a colorful metaphor.

*incoherent yelling that gets a laugh because it's clearly intended to be humorous*