The Van Halen song? Why?

Yeah, it's an awful movie.

Batman can out-fart anybody, even god-level farters, given enough prep time.

"There's no way a fart could generate enough propulsion to keep that much mass from breaking the surface tension of the oh, okay, there's no way he contains that much liquid, are we doing that now? Fuck it. Just fuck it" - @neiltyson

I got a lesbian sex notification for this?

He was supposed to, before—by some accounts—the producers' interference went from merely hostile to catastrophic.

The first one is absolutely essential. The rest are fun, but they're like an expansion pack. They don't add a whole lot that isn't already covered, but they're there if you want more Back To The Future.

Well, fuck.

In before someone defends the right of a massive company to stomp on the lives of regular people in ways that are technically legal but mind-bogglingly awful at the same time.

If I understand correctly, they were "CDs."

Evil Superman cape from Superman III. Or, as we'd call it today, regular Superman cape.

Is it the same butter they used in the movie?

Well, not beat the shit out of him so much as scratched the shit out of him with his long silver-painted girly fingernails. *adjusts fedora, grooms neckbeard*

If you can scare up a copy of the novelization, you'll discover that a boatload of good ideas were cut from the original script in order to sculpt Batman Forever into the hot mess it would become.

"Right Now" has a really cool piano riff and a giant dork of a lead vocal.

Being John Marthavich

I call bullshit. There's no way Snyder gives a CGI character pointlessly prominent genitals in one of his movies.

I'm going to put "white knight" out there with "SJW" and "political correctness" as words so chronically overused by assholes that they can never be reclaimed.

I don't know that it necessarily jumped the shark, but I do think that's where I started to get an inkling that they had no idea how to end it. At least, not in a way that delivered on how the story was told up to that point.

And endless variations complaining about 2016 and that it should have been Trump.