How is it that a song called "Life In The Fast Lane" has less energy than the community room in an assisted living facility?

Spirit loses because just a fragment of the song was ripped off. Monty Norman wins by proving that he composed just a tiny fragment of the James Bond theme.

Fox News alert: local man buys salad, victim of insidious Michelle Obama dietary scheme? Updates every hour, on the hour.

"Damn it Jim, I'm… well… I mean, Jesus Christ, Jim, just get someone else to fucking do it."

And I think the problems people might have with the barrel level might be generational. Mainly because those barrels are NOTHING compared to the obtuse, pointlessly cruel difficulty of some of the NES-era Mario Bros. puzzles.

You can't ding Sonic 3 for having elements that every subsequent game tried to copy.

Have you ever seen real teenagers? They're fucking awful.

At this rate, give it a couple more reboots and she'll be too old for Aunt May too.

The article's choice of screengrab/caption is so tasteless that I can't help but admire it.

Either you die an archaeologist or you live long enough to see yourself become the fossil.

"It gave me the squirts!" - A.A. Dowd

This is an oversimplification, but I think he went from playing rock music as the only way he could bring his compositions to his audience to playing rock music as a way to fund performances of his compositions by actual serious music-type ensembles. Hence taking the rock music a lot less seriously, except as a viable…

The jam kids have a pretty good grip on him.

"It's morphin' time! Skank!"

Justice League: Poop

Lasseter.

Yeah, and let's not act like White Castle is an abomination of culinary fakery or something. It's not like we're talking about Applebee's here.

Who wants to bet that the reforms these insanely overpaid goons are clamoring for would make it even harder for non-insanely overpaid original content creators to get their stuff on YouTube and streaming services?

Yeah, I can't imagine an unstoppable world-ending catastrophe in a Superman story.

Writing a computer virus that is compatible with an alien OS is, of course, the purview of the regular joe.