He beat up a white nerd.

Mad art skills, that's what.

I recall five things of her.

I just feel like the script was never that fleshed out to begin with, but you might be right.

Okay, that's it. Who's been posting AV Club articles on Reddit today?

It's a movie poster. By definition, it is presenting material from the movie out of context.

Just as long as those movies have billboards that are so closely evocative of violence that actually happens to real life women that there's basically no reasonable argument that it wasn't intended.

Are we pretending that's the same thing now?

Upvoted for avatar/username/comment synergy.

This only makes sense if you ignore the fact that Axl is a completely unreliable asshole who will hold up or cancel a concert (or an album) based entirely on whimsy, and—there are numerous demonstrations to bear this out—his behavior doesn't change no matter who is in the band.

Starring Michael Assbender and Huge Jackoffman.

Frankly, I think they should go back to the spandex costumes so that we can see everybody's genitals. As the original creators clearly intended.

The conversation with "I will bring you hope" and "We are the future, Charles, not them!" seals it. Fassbender doesn't have anything like that. It has to be McKellen.

1. XXX-Men: First Ass
2. XXX-Men
3. XXX2: XXX-Men Point Of Viewnited
4. XXX-Men: Gays Of Future Ass
5. XXX-Men: Aporkyourlips
6. The Bonerine
7. Deadpoo
8. XXX-Men Orgasms: Bonerine
9. XXX-Men: The Last Standing Shower Fuck

Jon Hamm.

You know, I'd agree with you if it were any other long-running franchise on the face of the planet.

Martha Fortheloveofgodstopgivingsnydermoney Wayne and Martha Fortheloveofgodstopgivingsnydermoney Kent?

Batman v. Superman: Now With Extra Chunks Of Corn And Nuts In It

I lament that O'Neal died on the way to his home planet.

"a movie about scientists battling ghosts"