Learn what the inside of a nipple looks like when it bursts like overripe fruit?

Feminorzi.

And I love the scene where he takes the standard-order "all the bad guys in a room around a big table" chestnut and turns it into something out of a nightmare.

The only comfort this brings me is that if we subscribe to bell curve theory, then there are humans whose awesomeness must equal the awfulness of these idiots.

Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I'm going to be ahead of the curve here and say that Hiddlebond will win your heart. He will win all our hearts.

My friends and I won Simpsons bar trivia the other day. The final question: name four films Troy McClure was in or is said to have been in. Every team included Planet of the Apes, but ours (thanks to a last-minute revision of the answer) was the only one to include the full title.

Continue with the operation. You may fire it up when ready.

Big government has been regulating the public display of my testicles for too long.

I'm not sure I follow. You're trying to argue that it isn't racist for people to assume it's hip hop?

The older Bond movies arose from Cold War-era paranoia and the decay of British colonialism. As fatuous as they got, that was absolutely their origin. And as fatuous as it sounds, it still is.

As long as we can build a wall that surrounds the whole thing.

"He has to actively entice the opposite sex to sleep with him."

There were moments in Spectre that were visually stunning, and some of the most attention-grabbing moments of Skyfall are themselves a bit loud for their own good in retrospect. I'm not sure these are the problem.

Preferably through a construction site, up a crane, through a pane of drywall…

Demonstrate to me that James Bond is in any way a more demanding role than Dana Scully.

*in funny voice* "Bond. James Bond."

The recent Bond movies are about those things in the same way that Iron Man is about capitalism.

You can't prove she wasn't asking for it.

I am not opposed to this at all.