When reached for comment, it was funny. You know, how he tells the story.

It's the episode with Louie's ass.

This year, he finally got pubes.

Marvel's end-game is to make a movie that will be nothing but a collection of scenes that set up other movies.

Yeah. Could you tell me which of the words to read and which ones to skip over?

Yeah, he's pretty much the only comedian I can think of who built his act around stuff he didn't like.

I think everybody who wants this movie sincerely thinks it would be cool.

I would try to top this, but I cannot.

There's a scene where those women very pointedly do not name anybody. And a scene where a completely different person admits to being the guy. And another where the only thing specifically pointing to CK is some random Internet person who claims he talked personally to CK on the phone about it after randomly…

A good Black Widow movie can be made with a PG-13. Just look at the Bond flicks. If her introductory scene in the first Avengers is any indication, a solo Black Widow adventure would be terrific fun.

Is Three Days of the Condor anything like an action movie when its most distinctive feature is that it's main character isn't a man of action? But never mind that.

At least now there's an actual reason for the costumes to throw sparks when they get hit.

I will play both.

Someone needs to do a shiny metal makeover of Flabber and the gang.

"The debate over the ethics of drone-based warfare is one of the hottest topics in the modern age, as evidenced by the fact that at least three separate movies about the unexpected horrors of drones have been released over the last three years."

Hey, no need to talk about the Empire Strikes Back with such disrespect.

Don't make fun. By Emmerich's standards, naming a dumb character after a guy he doesn't like is the pinnacle of satire.

I am going to go drink now.

Oscars? Like "Academy Award For Best Japanese Superhero Played By Some White American Douchebag?"

Most serial fiction is made up on the fly. At any given time, Breaking Bad was being scripted just a few episodes ahead of the one they were shooting. Most of Watchmen's great payoffs were simply taking advantage of threads left dangling without any particular plan for them. It's the nature of things.