Or possibly his own children.

But was he really hanging out with a dude named Garrick for half a year without someone—anyone, in his entire life system—pointing out, "Hey, don't a lot of the people in your extended family have this distinctive and not terribly common last name?"

"Bu..wuh?" is a good encapsulation of Barry in general lately.

Makes sense. Why bring Henry (endearing but pointless) back as an apparently permanent cast member unless you're actually going to give John Wesley Shipp something important to do?

That's what happens when you're a crystal meth kingpin with cancer and you go into hiding.

The Zoom moment would have been better if his dialogue hadn't been so "See Spot Run."

I know both of my grandmothers' maiden names. And I'm not even close to as family-oriented, gee-willikers as Barry is.

Cisco: "Gee, Wally, you're being pretty IMPULSIVE right now."

Yeah, what is that? So the real Jay Garrick is someone related to Barry? Or is it a red herring? Either way, I don't see this not being a dumb thing.

This is writers' strike quality writing.

Yeah. Fan of Luther here, but jesus, it makes London look like it's crawling with violent psychotics.

When a toddler is throwing a tantrum, and they give you that distinctive rising air raid siren cry to let you know it's about to get 10 times worse.

Not to mention the idea that the world is teeming with serial killers and an increasingly violent younger generation, which further justifies the authoritarian worldview of shows like these.

Working hypothesis: everybody in a rock band is a douchebag.

A lot of dudes were entering Tattooine's butthole.

I swear the guy's name was Rusty Skidmark the first time I read it.

Led Zeppelin has a well-documented history of similar "coincidences."

What kind of festering shitbag thinks they have any claim to a celebrity's time or personal space just because the nebulous "we" are responsible for their fame?

Show some sensitivity. It's the wig David Carradine died in.

Normally, I'd agree with you, but I scrolled through a lot of posts making fun of Bruce Willis and Marlon Brando to get here.