Brando would have made $3.7 million while refusing to learn his lines.

There's no way he'd attend something where somebody might make fun of him if he didn't have to.

I'm still disappointed that Bush didn't play himself in Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. It might have made me hate him a little less.

There's still time.

Has Barry turned kind of sad-sack lately? Sure he has. Do we still basically know who Barry is as a person? Of course we do. We know well enough to know that if he's written out of character, as he was a few weeks ago in the time travel episode, it's immediately apparent.

Season one of the show was pretty damn good. And the bigger difference, the crucial one, is that it has an actual approach to the character. At some point, they sat down and said, "How do we see this character? And how do we put that back into the show?" The show started so strong because of that.

How does listing episodes from season 2 that aren't filler have anything to do with my point that this show has a far better understanding of how to handle DC characters than the Snyderverse?

"Need some wood" spawned some pretty good Photoshops.

Because he has the emotional maturity of an 11 year old?

From what I can tell, the consensus is that the show's been rambling since mid-season break and seems to be stalling until the finale. Sometimes, having 23 hours is the problem.

I'm not measuring careers. I'm measuring the TV Flash against the Snyder "vision" for the DC cinematic universe. Unless you actually like Snyder's conceptualization of DC's heroes—and if you do, I am so, so very sorry—then there is no reason why billions of dollars in marketing should convince anybody that these…

Grant Gustin does a hell of a lot better for himself than anyone in Snyder's cast. I'd watch a big screen $300 million version of the Berlanti Flash.

Specifically, movies where Spider-Man learns that great power brings great responsibility.

While I'm aware that this sounds like something somebody would make up, it's actually true. It popped up on OED's word of the day a couple years ago and I've never forgotten it. According to the OED, the original line was something like "We're gonna turn this guy into toast," and Murray took some liberties with it.

Flash fact: according to the Oxford English Dictionary, the earliest recorded usage of the word "toast" as an adjective for doomed, in trouble, etc. is Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

You seem like an intelligent, well-adjusted person with reasonable opinions.

Headline: Flash director leaves project after realizing he has no creative freedom because he's shackled to the template of a moron.

I saw a promoted tweet from Hershey with the hashtag "kidsatwork". Naturally, I tweeted a joke about Hershey knowing a thing or two about kids at work. Nobody laughed.

Is that the word?

About the bird?