…was a kiss on the cheek compared to what America has subsequently been doing to people in other countries in the name of 9/11.

*Wolf Blitzer mournfully talks about The Color of Money*

Purify your phone in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

You know, he wasn't entirely wrong.

I'm hoping the speculation is true that the real Jay is still unrevealed. I know it's dumb, but I hope this show doesn't close the book on a classic character like this.

Well-observed. To be fair, in this case, it's just as much a function of the show's continued insistence on keeping Iris's romantic status as "not Barry yet." Which was already beginning to stretch credibility last year.

This is a shitbag fucking shit god damnd q[opofas;.,zadqwq

Two Betamax tape decks with track wheels.

I want to thank John and Gus for hosting perhaps the only TV discussion on the planet that features intelligent analysis of sound design and framing choices while also mentioning names like Meth Lab Shenanigans and JP McPickleshitter.

"I. Want. More. LIFE." - Blade Runner, with its hands around Warner Bros' face

Yeah, fuck those SJWs, trying to censor people by criticizing them. How dare they infringe upon other people's free speech rights by exercising their own?

Will a very popular presidential candidate go away because the people who don't support him are annoyed that their candidate wasn't simply handed the nomination like everybody expected?

I did not know that he's married to her. I did not know she was married.

Obviously pointing to the return of legendary Breaking Bad character Brick Fangs.

Better Call Saul, where an actor who made his name in comedy showed off his surprisingly adept dramatic chops.

Did the Taco Bell Bell finally eat a ban now that Sean O'Neal is off working in Siberia?

How about that?

Leto's Joker looks perfect for people who think the previous actors for the Joker just didn't try hard enough.

Metallica? You mean that band from the '80s? They were pretty good.

Is this where we talk about clickbating? Because my hand is practically a gnarled claw at this point. You know. From all the clickbating.