Pretty much.

Well, I don't think England is worse, per se… but from my admittedly limited observations, I think some of the racism gets mistakenly filed under classism, whereas in the U.S., both racism and classism get filed under "You're just not working hard enough, hippie."

BSSM is one of those albums where nobody knows or cares about the songs that are actually good.

They could do a whole second video on all the dangerous shit Jackie Chan has done, either to himself or to his stunt team.

As I understand it, rebooting means expressly starting the story over. Casino Royale, for example, is a reboot not just because of its casual disregard for most of what happens in the previous movies, but because it's a contemporary retelling of the beginning of James Bond's adventures.

I must be missing something. Who is stopping the police from protesting?

It hasn't even been 10 years since the last time they rebooted Bond. And that was on the heels of three movies in a row that went from bad to worse. Do we really need a full overhaul again, this soon?

Considering that England seems to be in even greater denial about its systemic racism than the United States is… maybe.

This episode actually felt like the second half of a second episode in a two-parter to me. That's kind of a flip thing to say, but it's also true. It has that whole feeling of a story sprinting to the finish line, which works as long as the story is already set up and the emotional/character-driven groundwork is in…

This is the safest year for cops on record. This is also the year that Quentin Tarantino protested violence committed by cops. Therefore, Quentin Tarantino protesting the police correlates positively with police safety.

If you judge the Kubrick movie based on how well it translates the book, you're going to be disappointed. King can't see it any other way and I can't really blame him. Due to the events of his own life, he has a lot of emotional investment tied up in the book.

I overheard a kid in 11th grade English class say "I don't read. Well, Goosebumps books." That was the moment I realized that the education system is a fraud.

I hope this movie turns out to be ridiculously lucrative, purely out of spite. I'd say the same about Star Wars, but in that case, its ridiculous lucrativeness (and avalanche of sequels) is a given.

If Superman and Clark Kent can duke it out in a movie that's not even slightly good, imagine the meeting of Bruce Banner and the Hulk in a movie that's sort of okay.

"Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" is the greatest title in a long line of great Troy McClure titles.

“C’mon everybody do the Atlas Shrugged! / Your partner won’t object if you give ‘em a tug / You’ll be feeling Ayn Randy and ready for love / C’mon, everybody do the Atlas Shrugged!”

Done and done.

"Unnecessarily nasty? You said something incredibly stupid, and I pointed it out. Sorry if that hurts your feelings I guess. Maybe don't be stupid? Welcome to the internet!"

South Park turned into a series of straw man arguments designed to reaffirm the status quo under the guise of faux-edginess so gradually that I didn't even notice.

Okay, for one thing, you're drastically misinterpreting what I said, and you're getting unnecessarily nasty to boot. Since we're speculating as to each other's motives, I'm going to guess that you hit the ceiling before you even finished the first sentence, hence your stumbling rush to judgment.