$4.50 on clearance? No need to fight Target on this. The free market already did, and Target lost.

God, that's a good quote. So many applications.

Good. They fixed one of a large number of problems with this film that probably won't get resolved by this unnecessary and undeserved sequel.

I'm going to bet that the level of oppression in the porn industry—of women, people of color, pretty much any marginalized people—is overstated relative to other branches of the entertainment industry. But porn has a unique facility for setting off people's moral panic.

It is. In the same sense that the Shining is about family.

The first few years are a pretty solid combination of case-of-the-week action and teen drama. The production values are cheesy, but it's also a clever revision of the Superman origin story. The current Flash show borrows some of Smallville's more successful ideas.

This is the third time this week I've seen something about this "Star Wars" thing. Is it any good?

I don't know if my air cock can withstand this much dismissive wanking.

Moriarty: the Napoleon of creeps.

Is Professor Slater still missing?

Very specific of you.

Homer leaping out of the car and rolling right back into it—including sitting upright with his hands on the wheel—is one of the funniest moments in the show's 10 year history.

First off, who is "they"?

Holy shit, dude. What is going on here? How did you get "gender trumps race" and "improving the pay of white women while leaving men of color underpaid is a good thing" out of what I just said?

1. Again, not the point. Controlling for other factors including race, there is a clear and significant difference along gender lines. To say that it's a race issue and not a gender issue is either ignorant or disingenuous.

I say we call it mulva instead.

So they're showing all three previous movies before this one?

The other day, he said he had a good feeling with my sister. Still not sure what that means.

We passed then.

1. Hey, remember that time, way back a long time ago, when I said "The argument is that men, on average, make a lot more than women. Not that all men make more than women"?