Both are closely related to the more general category of eating disorders. If you're looking for a root cause, I'd start there and follow the rabbit hole down.

Trailers that don't do that terrible shit where you get like a quarter second of footage that fades to black, then another, etc. God damn that shit is terrible.

*Inception horn*

I mean… we know what Liam Neeson looks like without facial hair, and this isn't it.

Roland Emmerich has a habit of making movies about fact-based subjects, which is problematic when he also believes that facts and entertainment are fundamentally incompatible with each other.

*Card sports.

Cold pizza is not for breakfast.

Veggie and soy bacon are the pits. Coconut bacon (drizzle coconut shavings in a mixture of soy sauce, liquid smoke, olive oil, and sriracha, then bake) is where it's at.

I hope they remake the episode of Doug where he tries to get into shape for the pool party.

This is pretty damn cool. For once, seriously and unironically: great job, Internet.

He really disappears into his characters.

As far as 200 word articles about the file management equivalent of a typo go, this one's pretty good.

*CNN posts a pic of Rosamund Pike*

So setting up this website is sort of like filling a two liter bottle with vinegar and taping the spout upside down. Yeah, you've got a stinky vinegar thing in your house, but it's better than having flies everywhere.

I'm just hoping that doesn't mean AV Clubbers will make themselves part of the mean-spirited dogpile that regularly happens to troubled people who obviously need help and are being mocked instead, like shaved-head era Britney Spears.

This sounds awful. Does the Onion really need its own homegrown WWTDD/Perez Hilton/TMZ? The fact that I couldn't pick just one site to stand for this sordid phenomenon would seem to suggest that there are too many of them already.

Tell that to Depression-era working class artists who had to tolerate exploitative working conditions in order to keep a roof over their heads.

I always figured that Swartzwelder was deathly afraid of carnies, and that this story was some form of indirect revenge.

Oh, fuck these people forever.

Superman III was worse than Superman IV. Superman IV, at least, was founded on a good idea, and suffered having its budget completely gutted. Superman III had a big budget and used it to take a stinky shit all over the essential good nature of the previous movies, which is the far greater offense.