That lightsaber battle is pretty snazzy though. Right up until Anakin says "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" We couldn't even have one, just one cool thing that doesn't have a dog turd stuck in the middle of it.

The Pirate Bay.

The first Star Wars movie is a legitimate masterpiece of the adventure genre. Perhaps it's not great science fiction, but it was never supposed to be.

Exactly! Case in point: Jurassic World and the god damn shoes.

"Hold on a second, I'm getting it. You're not helping."

The battle between the politically incorrect free speech warriors and politically correct uptight college students is mostly made up by assholes who don't like it when other people point out that they're assholes. Most "political correctness" is actually basic social norms and mores that have existed in some form or…

Why does Mario look like Stimpy?

These movies could be directed by a stack of elementary school kids in a trench coat and nobody would know the difference.

Larger than a normal hat.

Finally, a way to show that I don't like something via the Internet.

Taxi Driver is my favorite movie and the idea of mashups/remixes/supercuts/dingdongs/whatevers based on it kind of makes me uneasy.

That's something I always found curious about internet contrarianism. It's as if people think there's a mathematical proof that demonstrates that your experience of a TV show or a movie is wrong.

"That kind of thing was normally the exception, but it eventually became the norm."

The Ewoks are the exception that proves people's otherwise overpowering tendency to shuffle everything into an all-or-nothing paradigm. It's the Beavis and Butthead effect: either it rules or it sucks.

Yeah. Fuck millennials, who deal with much greater hardships than baby boomers ever did, as a direct consequence of the soft lives baby boomers were able to lead.

My favorite part of the trailer was when Alfred read the back of the DVD box to Bruce and pretended it was deep, meaningful dialogue. I hope there's a lot of that in the movie.

They're going to have an awfully hard time reanimating Jeff Healy.

Judging by Furious 7, her main tactic is to frown a lot. She could take a lesson from Alan Rickman and Ricardo Montalban: sometimes, smiling is much scarier.

Nobody's taken a shot at Flight of the Navigator yet.

I bet he fucking sucks at it.