Many of your favorite writers probably have similar problems. That's why copyeditors exist.

Please. Nothing's funnier than American stupidity.

Followed instantly by the shot of Homer heading for the hills, pants flapping over his shoulder.

"What does this person who is uncommonly talented and widely respected for it have that I don't?" - Internet commenter

This movie is going to be poop, and it's going to make half a billion dollars.

Hopefully the break is instantaneous and the show goes on forever. BOOM.

I thought that was Doug Stanhope.

"It would’ve received the same obligatory, half-heartedly positive reviews that just about every superhero movie gets."

Two:

"He just dismisses that he’s mean and hurtful, and he blames me for why he’s angry."

If you zoom way out on all these troll posts, they resolve into a picture of Donald Trump's face.

I am redefining my consciousness around the fact that Artie and the Wiz are the same person.

Why on Earth would it be car hold? It succeeds neither as a joke nor as an expression of Moe's crude personality.

And Homer's frantic dancing at the entrance to the gun shop, followed by his rush to the bathroom is the perfect punchline. Looney Tunes couldn't have done it better.

As with anything, whether or not something is problematic often comes down to whether something is used as a condiment or a crutch. There's an awful lot of crutching in post-2000 episodes of the Simpsons. The Cartridge Family leans awfully hard on Homer's jerkish streak, though his redemptive moment in the end counts…

Jonah Hill as the original New Mutants. All of them.

I prefer the Last Temptation Of Christ over Goodfellas, and Bringing Out The Dead and the Aviator over the Departed.

John Legend. He has a nice voice and he's not going to tolerate some Quantum of Solace level subpar horseshit.

Including She-Hulk, presumably.

I'm hoping for a glut of bildungdromans, myself.