"'A triumph!' - Roger Ebert" - from the back of the original 1989 Batman VHS

I like to think that they have a McNulty/Bunk thing going on.

Yeah, yeah, documentary about a a hugely innovative musician who made a hundred albums and was an icon of '60s American and '80s Eastern European counterculture, but HOLY FUCK ONE OF THE PRODUCERS IS THE SAME GUY WHO WAS IN ONE OF THOSE '80S MOVIES THAT EVERYBODY KIND OF LIKES.

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The Yellow Shark
And either YCDTOSA Vol. 2 or Roxy.

"Did I just exploit the very serious issue of domestic violence because I have a relatively minor disagreement I have with how someone defends his intellectual property? Yes I did."

And you know he and Lois shagged off-panel.

"a story that had traditionally been about saving people tied up on train tracks"

They do, but they usually have spinal cords and internal organs.

A Kung Pao sequel? Then surely Wimp Lo…

You mean to tell me that Jon Stewart falls short of perfection and isn't everyone's best buddy? I am scandalized.

Yeah, I just played some board sports (Scrabble, Chess) the other day, but I'd really like to dig into some card sports (Poker).

If Cosby can regift those quaaludes, why can't Seinfeld degift his cover blurb?

Tetris is based on preexisting music. In fact, one of the songs is also used as the Borat theme on the Ali G. Show.

Getting shouted down and marginalized in the conversation, mostly.

Oh, this is perfect.

What, you don't like my bag?

"What a great building. I can't wait until someone digs up the scaffolding and pretends it's also a building so they can bilk the people who liked this one." - someone, probably

So what? Being in one of the 47 new Star Wars movies currently planned for production is the most commonplace thing in the world. Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Bryan Cranston, Paris Hilton, both Coreys, and Dikachu are also slated to appear in Star Wars movies.

You know, Gomie basically had the Scully role on this show: the character who would be absolutely right every time in the real world.

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