She would have been perfect.

I read half of the first book, hated it, quickly discovered the fans don’t take kindly to differing opinions and learned to keep my mouth shut.

Well you must have been watching different tv from me. The original Queer As Folk, the UK show, had masses of incredibly graphic gay sex. Rimming, blow jobs, fisting, fucking, twinks, the lot. This was on a mainstream channel (Channel 4) and went out just after the watershed, at 9. This was gay sex. On TV. Graphically…

This zen world you’re enjoying / Makes you really annoying

all of this could have been worded better

Yes, they act as if those people were spineless instead of realizing how much courage it took to keep it together so you could take care of your family and community.

That bottom picture is a direct lift from Season 4 Sopranos.

Can we name the other nominees? Well, Courtney Barnett for one. She made one of the best albums of the year.

I wonder if it’s weird to be that incredibly good looking.

Also, those aren’t even the most damning texts.

Clearly the next solution is to subject your body to a hostage situation:

Sounds like you had the world's coolest gym teacher.

Or you’re just about right there and then, whoops!, it all goes away for no fucking reason at all.

I’ve had both a high libido and a low libido.

That’s not what the drug was supposed to fix. The drug wasn’t supposed to induce lubrication but to increase libido; desire for sex.

Last year that the Food and Drug Administration approved a libido pill for women named flibanserin

And though the researchers do not “define what ‘one-half’ of a sexually satisfying encounter” is

“I love you tonic. I love you gin. I love you limes. How about a threesome? I’ll be quick."

Right? Ben should have got them tattooed on his back

Also Sissy Buzzkill is my new drag name. Thank you.