this is the one that got me too

Looks like somebody watched Clone High.

Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.

I think that may be my favorite scene in Mad Men, period.

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

Once, in the heat of a Cards Against Humanity game, a friend of mine shouted out “Sweet Sassy Molassy!” by way of profanity-avoiding exclamation. Another friend, who is rather less concerned with such things, was so amused we had to adjourn the game for a smoke and new drinks so she could get a handle on her raging,…

I’m rewatching MM for the eleventy billionth time, and I really think Trudy might be my second favorite character. Alison Brie hit what little screentime she had out of the park, consistently, and is somehow impeccably ladylike with spot-on comedic timing.

clay

This movie looks amazing. I’m going to see it with a bunch of girlfriends next weekend, I’m excited!

bawww stahhhhp

David Schwimmer as Robert Kardashian is a Bracco Italiano. Eerily close to “Bruno Magli.”

aka The Tinkle King

You are apparently Jennifer Lopez.

I got Dachshund for one pic and Yorkshire Terrier for another

This is me, clearly

Hot take: The Jez staff is a very attractive bunch.

Did anyone else get this one

ACCURATE

Just 8% more for clothes?

Lady Rogaine, I recently confirmed, is $5=10 more than “regular” Rogaine and contains half the active ingredient. But the “regular” (ie men’s) Rogaine brandishes a stern warning that women are NOT to use it for some unstated reason. I imagine they’d break out in penises all over their heads.