My friends once described me as “weird but nice” so I’m sticking with that.

hahahahahahahhahahah

ooo I think I’ve heard about that before, I’ll have to try it inside my car

wtf why

oh I like it, beautiful rosey colour. I might just need to splurge on one.

I keep trying to picture how you can fold your butt onto itself and I can’t stop laughing

Do massage chairs make anyone else nauseous? Like, almost carsick?

ah 1990, that awkward inbetween. I remember growing up without the internet but I remember it becoming a huge part of my life as well.

Gone are the days of the most scandalous thing you could do is leave your friend’s initials out of your MSN status.

ITS LIKE....I dunno man. I know that people are always gonna be fascinated with crimes and true-crime TV and movies are a big thing. And though people should be sensitive to those that are still around, there’s not much we can do about sensationalizing murder and the like.

But if you go to a school in the area…

I am exactly her age, almost to the day. I remember being just at eye-level with the magazine rack in the grocery story when her face was all over the tabloid papers. It’s been a weird thing of morbid curiosity for me since I was a kid, I think because I had never really thought of those bad things happening to…

I struggled with the same thing when I was a bit younger. My ex was a very tall, very thin young man. I realize now that he had severe body issues but at the time I didn’t really put two and two together. But he was slender and I am shapely. Not overweight, but I’ve got some junk in the trunk and I am certainly not…

omg your dad is too fuckin precious

John Stamos sacrificed them to stay young forever.

I will honestly remember that moment in TV history forever. I get chills thinking about it, the confetti falling and her reaction and the song. oh fuck that SONG. It was when American Idol was still fresh and exciting.

so? she’s fuckin’ beautiful as well. What’s the issue here.

SatC, Full House....what YEAR IS IT

shut up and take my money