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Ken Yadiggit, Adios
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LMFAO welcome to my liiiiife

“this looks great, can you use more of this?”
“selective colour?”
“YEH MAKE ALL THE PHOTOS SELECTIVE COLOUR”
*dies inside a bit*

That’s all I get! Horrible browns! Do they even know other eyeshadow colours exist?! I have at least five of the same goddamn eyeshadow colour.

I used to make dandelion stew and steal spices from my moms kitchen.

Note: Dandelion water does not taste any better with celery salt in it.

I’m cackling

you win everything

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”

I thought that’s what it was as well

SMELLS LIKE PINE AND BEARD OIL

Pretty sure if men made tampons they’d wanna to put flames on it or make it out of metal or have it smell like a lumberjack’s taint

NO SCURVY. It’s all you really want out of a tampon.

“make it feel like ice then like fire. that’ll get the ladies buyin’...”

...

It’s those smug smiles. They don’t care. They love this shit.

Poor kid, like it’s not embarrassing enough getting sick in public. Good for you for giving him the run down/

omg omg omg this

ew oh god, who DOES THAT

I believe that you should look business casual for air travel.

lol no.

these are SO HIDEOUS I LOVE THEM

It was nice. Like, I fumbled through some pretty terrible Korean and she knew a few english words but besides that we both knew the most frustrating things was TANGLED EARBUDS and the best thing was EXTRA LEGSPACE. Universal language indeed.

Honestly you are not the first person to tell me this hahahah