YAH the double decker giant-ass plane!? I wasn’t sure what scared me more, the tiny tin-can we flew from Toronto to Detroit or the MONSTER PLANE from Detroit to Seoul.

Plus the best airplane food ever because....hmmm bibimbap and kimchi galore.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

what if I drink beer WHILE walking my dog

Yeh right now I just wish Kevin Smith was my dad.

It’s only now that I’m getting my first wrinkles that I understand the whole “if you make that face it will stay that way”

AW how do you get anything done, I’d be too busy kissing him

Meatsplat Sexsplosion is the new single for my band Dead Arachnid Boner.

The way he talks about his daughter is so lovely, he really, really loves his kid and is proud of her. He seems to support and encourage her to do everything she sets out to do.

Honestly, the cake seemed to make her feel better. He knows her sense of humour and that she’d get a kick out of it, so who are we to judge?

lol actual embalming fluid? Six Feet Under called it Fry.
Embalming fluid as in PCP? I think it’s called wet???

‘it’ being his body, right?

...so they probably shouldn’t marry each other then right?

As someone who works in a shoe warehouse for a living I can honestly say...Puma has some pretty GOD AWFUL shoes.

HEY MAN.
I liked Jeremy Scott’s Adidas designs.

As a coach of a kids sports team ages 8-18 I am appalled at that accusation as well. I love these kids like they were my own, and would defend them as such.

I DON WAN NO SCHLUB

Well....when taking pictures for a magazine like this they would surely have someone come in and clean it like you would when you are selling a house.

I am swooning. That dining area is incredible.

(who is this person? she sounds delightful and also horrible)

Team Logan needs to be rounded up and left on a deserted island somewhere.

HAHAHAA