Martha is a stone cold bitch ICE QUEEN, I fuckin love it.

I’m coming into a time in my life where I fucking LOVE PINK. EVERYTHING PINK. I went from super-goth-black-everything in highschool to fucking SPARKLES AND PINK EVERWHERE now that I’m in my late 20s.

It’s confusing but I am so in love with everything going on in this scene except for human equivalent to a mosquito in…

AH YEAAAH I knew I recognised it!

fuck scholarship, I’d make you president of the school.

*cackles*

YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

stop being such a whiny emotional turd and take him.

Once Nick Frost tweeted me back when I asked him if he and Simon Pegg were as good of friends in real life as they are in Shaun of the Dead. He said “the best of friends” and I almost died.

omg Aimee Mann I’m so jealous <3_<3

I honestly don’t think he was trying to insult her, I think he’s just really that stupid.

I mean, look at that photos. The lights are on, not very bright, and nobody has been home for decades.

I tend to get the deer in the headlights eyes and then look at me feet when someone compliments me. It’s nice to hear but I also kinda want to bury my face in a pile of sand.

I don’t, for some reason, think people are being disingenuous when they do it though.

*snickers*

see, Seth does it for me. Adam does NOT in ANY WAY POSSIBLE. nope. nooope.

shush, you shush now about my boyfriend.

I was just going to comment, this makes me sooooo happy.

this made my afternoon.

hahaha no one CALLS anymore. If my phone rings, I think someone has died.

As a woman who is shy as balls and hates using the phone, I’m gonna have to pass on that. I’d much rather a few texts before I start having phone convos. WAAAY rather go out with someone first before actually speaking on the phon.e

I saw 17 Again with my mother and she made me look up his age so we could make sure it was appropriate to crush on him hardcore. LAWDY, he is nice to look at.

REALLY?