Same here, same here! I really have no clue what I’m a mix of. My friends like to make a game of guessing.

I’m going to make a tshirt that says “This Slut Right Here Is Catching Dick Left and Right” and wear it under all my clothes.

hahahaahhaahah omg I love this so much. It’s like watching someone realize Santa isn’t real for the first time.

get out of my brain!

JESUS WAT

Rihanna and Leo?

ARE YOU ME? My father had an entire bookcase filled with all of Stephen King’s books. I remember reading the Shining for the first time and being so scared I had to put it down and come back to it a few days later. I get a new King book every christmas from my parents. Stephen King books, besides being my favourite…

Tampon commercials where everyone is wearing a dangerous amount of white pants and doing impossibly active things in said white pants to show how UNAFRAID OF LEAKAGE THEY ARE WEEEEE

If you enjoyed the first film or the books (as I do, they are some of my favourites!), I’d suggest the remake. It’s pretty good, a nice, new and modern twist on the classic but just enough of a nod to the original.

uhmmm I dunno if your logic is sound

This started off so ominous but now I am smiling.

that’s so innocent and wholesome...

I just started watching GG within the last year or so and I accidentally stumbled across this spoiler earlier on.

It makes watching the show for the first time, with that knowledge, SO FUCKIN CREEPY.

BUT I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER

Same, I have a soft spot for the Kardashians. I like to bring up the fact that people may turn up their nose or make fun...but the Ks are making bank so who is the fool here huh? Not Kim, that’s for fuckin sure. Get that cash, girl.

(they’re the same person psssst...Bowie isn’t dead, just living out his days as the ethereal creature that is Tilda)

UH YAH I would’ve stayed in the church if this was so

*sobs quietly*

IKen.

is the top of his head coming out of his mouth>