(slow clap) +1

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

The top one is gorgeous. The wavy lines are called sutures. They mark the end walls of separate chambers subdividing the ammonite’s shell and make it incredibly strong against the cushing effects of water pressure even though the shell walls can be wafer thin.

No! More! Capes!

Nice!

I think Ben’s tattoo is a phoenix rather than a dragon. (Although I have very strong feelings that dragons SHOULD have feathers they usually don’t and this does.) But does that make Jennifer Garner the flames or the ashes?

They eat all your burgers and hang out with loser stoner friends in a dirty van though.

Ok, but how much is Steve’s hair making?

I know you *shouldn’t* laugh at misandry on principle but I cackled uncontrollably at this.

but for now, they are still being born?

I feel the same way about religion.

Shit apples from the same shit tree.

Kirstie?!

If a 1.5 inch book could indeed stop bullets, schools would be much safer.

YES! I was reading it about 30 minutes ago to my one-year-old and I was like, “Who leaves their two little ones home alone?! And why the fuck is this fish the most sensible one around???!!!”

Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…

I didn’t know any flowers represented negative sentiments. I find this kinda funny.

Ban ceilings in classrooms!