yeeeehhh she’s using a lot of buzz words people like to throw around when they visit wineries but have no idea what they’re talking about.

I mean, at the end of the day all that matters is that you enjoy the wine you’re drinking! But it is nice when people appreciate the craftsmanship that goes into making good wine.

Most rosés are actually red wine though...watery rosé is groooooody man.

ouAs someone who works in the wine industry, it sets my teeth on edge. If you HAVE to, I mean, put all the ice in your shitty $5 bottles you want, but if anyone put ice in a really lovely wine I would weep.

My boyfriend puts ice in his red wine and it makes my heart hurt.

Thank you.

the dream, right here.

OHhhhh how I miss Mark Shrayber.

while you’re still wearing it or....

This thread has made me realize that I am taking seriously different shits than everyone else here as a bidet actually working seems like science fiction to me.

They inherited all those women from the binder Mitt Romney left behind on his last visit.

I AM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

My left ear is off centre and it bothers me to this day.

Regardless, contouring can transform even soft round faces. It doesn’t matter if the YouTube artist already has cheekbones for days! Just follow the steps, squish your face with kissy-fish lips and you’ll easily find where your cheekbones are, and go from there! Like I said...it takes time and practice.

MY DERBY SISTA. I’m envious of your RollerCon experiences. :)

ehhhhh I’ve found that not to be true. But I guess it depends where you are.

As with any type of makeup, it takes practice! Keep practicing your makeup and contouring skills and soon it’ll become second nature. AND YouTube How To videos are your BEST friend!!!!

MORE 16th CENTURY DRAG!!! I demand it!

I work at a winery and some doorknob left a one-star review saying “I’m more of a beer guy.”

Does....does no one know these things are scripted?

omg the whiteness. omg the OUTFITS.

the boob isn’t even wearing lingerie!