tiny dorito sweaters just made my day

I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT NAME FROM SOMEWHERE. It was in the recesses of my mind and I couldn’t quite put my finger on why I liked the name but also thought it was tacky at the same time.

I used to work for a doctors office and some of the name we got on records were fantastic. Destiny Island was one of my top stripper picks.

UGHHHH it legitimately makes me sick to my stomach.

5 bucks can go a long way. People who haven’t lived on an extremely tight budget have no idea how long I can stretch $5 worth of food. It makes all the difference, you’re right.

I had always kind of rolled my eyes about the “pregnancy glow” until my friends started having babies and I realized it was true. I saw a photo of Kylie (a photobooth portrait obvi) about a month ago and I thought...man she looks beautiful. I don’t know if it was happy or a “glow” or what but pregnancy seemed to suit…

I hate it when people use the “it’s ONLY this...”

Well if it’s ONLY $5 then you won’t have a problem removing the charges....because it’s no big deal right? UGH.

ME. I DID.

ok, I laughed.

Passion 2: Too Many Jesuses

SPOILER ALERT, JEEZ

4 YEARS THATS IT!?

what the ACTUAL fuck.

Subway. Ate fresh.

Except for the salty goodness chips I put in the sammich. Because texture.

my sympathy seems to be waning lately.

I did too! The only thing I hated was how really terrible Rachel McAdams character was. I know she was supposed to be awful, but every scene with her in it just made me cringe. The rest was wonderful.

She’s meant to be, though.

I enjoy it as well. I like a lot fo Allen’s movies, actually.

That has nothing to do with what I think of him as a person, though. It’s frustrating that some people seem to think that their distaste for his films holds them at a higher morality level of some sort.

Or. Whatever. I don’t know. I’m just so tired of talking…

I, for one, am glad people are getting bored with it and it’s becoming not a shocking thing anymore. Maybe it’ll normalize the human body enough that people will stop being such pearl-clutching prudes all the time (not you Bobby, just in general.

You go Kim. You go straight to the Salon and get rid of those braids. But…

of course. but that clap sound that flip phones made when you closed them was oh so delicious.