I got a good snort laugh out of this, thank you

my teammates and I are obsessed with GLOW at the moment because it reminds us SO much of derby.

My rotti was such a big baby and loooooved attention, especially from little kids. I’d warn them to be careful though and parents often thought it was because she was a big mean dog or something....but really it’s because, as you said, she had NO idea how big she was and would have the tendency to er....become a lap…

It was well made, I will give it that. And the IRL Message Board was hilarious, my favourite character ended up being Gail.

See I can’t STAND Young Adult, even though I love Charlize with all my heart. Her character just rubbed me in all the wrong ways to a point where I couldn’t enjoy it, even with suspension of disbelief.

I thought it was going to be so dumb but after a LOT of prodding from my partner I started watching the Ranch and ...welll I’m obsessed. I LOVE SAM ELLIOT with a firely passion and even though their accents lean towards horrible, I just can’t get enough of this show. It warms my heart and tickles my funny bro-ne.

Worlds worst customer questionnaire
Question 1: Have you had premarital sex?
Question 2: Have you ever been divorced?
Question 3: Chocolate or vanilla?

the only reason I’d turn them down is because of that god forsaken SHIRT.

I got a job at a fancy winery this year (I live in Ontario, which is like....wine country for Canada so we are serious about our vino) and we just released a sparkling rosé and it’s to die for. And usually I hate rosé and sparkling stuff (champagne is ew).

We’ve had a few customers come in and say they go out collect…

if you like watery wine, sure.

I THOUGHT I’D BE OKAY WITH IT BUT IT TURNs OUT

NOPPPEEEE

lol good.

It’s more disappointing than anything, cause it really could have been a good show. But it just.....naw.

I was just gonna say...literally none of that sounds anything close to Joss Whedon. The man has his faults, I will wholeheartedly grant you that.

But this just sounds like REAAALLLLLY terrible fan-fiction.

this new comments system needs to die in a fire, I can’t even open to show more comments without my browser wigging out then jumping to the SUPER ANNOYING ENDLESS SCROLLING next article bit

This just made my fucking morning

Context, friend. Think about it.

One would hope she could see it, as aiming blind leads to bruised taints and tailbones.

Yeeehhh so....as someone who has spent a bajillion hours in front of photoshop....they really didn’t do much to her skin specifically. legit everything that happened could have been changed using a simple curves slider. (except the background). It looks more like they upped the highlights and vibrancy than anything…

At first I thought it was some weird new Daddy Kink but with Zombies.

I would do terrible, filthy things with John Slattery.