I have a slinky sexy one I wear in the morning to make coffee when the man-friend is over. I also have a fluffy purple monstrosity that I wear when I get out of the shower but don’t feel like dressing right away. Or when I’m sick and cold and just want to be hugged by Grimace.

I feel bad for judging books by their covers, but have you ever read about someone committing a shitty crime or doing something stupidly racist, then looked at the mugshot and said “of COURSE you did...”

All of the stories this year scared me or made me laugh nervously after reading...but yours was the first to send goosebumps down the entire length of my body for a solid five minutes afterwards.

lol no shit. they went a little too far trying to amp up the story in their comments

I’m in love with you

perfection

THIS IS AMAZING

One of my friends at the party asked if I was the alphabet. Luckily everyone else got it.

I love that shit, I’ll have to try and find it online.

I laugh when I’m scared as well, both during horror films and real life. Haunted houses make me laugh like a maniac...I think it’s also that “Ahhhh it’s okay, how silly” feeling after being scared by something that makes it almost uncontrollable.

But in real life, like when a strange at a bus stop getting in my face…

I read an article somewhere about people with anxiety and the like being able to watch horror films with ease because it’s trauma we can control. It’s a movie, it’s not real, we can turn it off or pause it. 

shit no kidding, I love horror movies but I would never force someone to watch one like that...especially a frickin SAW movie. I live and breathe horror films but I COMPLETELY understand why some people just can’t watch them, sometimes I wonder why I like them myself.

absolutely

have you ever been in a Starbucks line at 8:45am?

man, I miss when BCO was good.

someone elses problem now! GREEEEAT hahaha

that’s a good cat. I know they say that all dogs go to heaven, but I think there’s gonna be a special cloud specifically for your boy. extra nip.

okay well, NOW i don’t believe you anymore.

For some reason I actually find this kind of...comforting

I just snorted and spit out my coffee, thank you. this is perfect.