Servers shut down in two years? When Microsoft offers every game dedicated servers for free? Yeah. No. If you're going to troll, at least do it intelligently.

Perhaps they need to construct additional pylons

Because Kotaku always speaks highly of Dark Souls, especially for the upcoming sequel, when it is definitely a game about trial and error (And a very hard game on top of that). Donkey Kong Country has always been a series about trial and error and learning how to play the difficult levels well.

So dying and learning in Donkey Kong Country is considered "archaic", but dying and learning in a game like Dark Souls is revolutionary? Huh. I don't get the logic.

Come onnn Ness.

"Pretty" bloatware? I'm pretty sure every Google handset is completely bloatware free. =)

Not really, no. You can, on certain phones, occasionally install a ROM that's very, very close to stock, and almost, sort of as stable. And that's great for a lot of people. But it's not the same as having an actual phone built from scratch with stock Android and no bloatware. Trust me, I spent years pretending that…

And with my T-Mobile plan with no contract and unlimited data+voice+texts, I can swap out my sim and upgrade to this one without hassles. All for less than $100 a month. Sound like an ad? Consider it my way of saying "fuck you" to Verizon for not carrying the Nexus 5 and packing their android devices with undeletable…

Congratulations on the stupidest post ever on Gizmodo.

I sleep with a PSV, 3DS, DS, PSP, Neo Geo Pocket, and Wonderswan by my side. Not even joking.

You're only feeding the troll. No matter the subject matter, this moron always has something to bitch about.

..except for the fact that Samus' armor design in the new Smash comes from... you guessed right. Other M.

Also, +1 irony for "David Gaider."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Congratulations. You made someone think graphics look different by making the graphics different.

Twice in one day, you're gonna burn a hole that pic...

He wakes up in the morning, turns off his alarm. "Hurry downstairs or you will be late to work again!", says his mom.

This gen's best new feature: fanboyvision.

There is no why. They're Irrational.