"the small cramped maps and all.."

If anyone needs help tying his shoes it would be Fox

Oh stop it, you didn't shell out 2 nickels for this.

Why did the Orca decide to interrupt the men's fishing trip?

WE have the youtube video right there, do we really need a .gif also?

Typical, act like a celebrity and when everyone is star-struck, make off with a free meal.

Inernet

...if it really takes all of this to get your roommates to help split the bill, it's time to start looking for new roommates.

The author, planning a date.

You're also fucking illiterate.

That's interesting! You must give every animal with rabies a home then.

People like you are why we have condoms.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

and Bungie basically created live matchmaking. Smart devs doing smart things.

You sir, you deserve this:

Played it have you? Doubt it, it's good as more and more people are now admitting.

....No, I wasn't trying to be cool or original, I thought that's what we were calling it? I'm sorry, did I offend you?