All the stretch marks.

I can't imagine lugging those things around. I have a G cup and want a reduction. WHY OH WHY LADY????

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

TY! Me to myself right now:

Did they specifically come back with Chaco Tacos or actual ice cream cones? That makes a difference you know. An ice cream cone is not an ice cream truck emergency.... a god damn Choco Taco is! I would leave my mother on a cliff for one of those. So would Jesus.

I read too many romance novels at the time. The heroines were all misunderstood virgins. For some reason the thought of being a 22 year old virgin terrified me. I think the message they were trying to send me didn't resonate....

Like... Seriously, what are other people DOING in bathrooms?

Does it make me a bad feminist that I'm extra offended that the person telling this woman off is a female of about the same age as me? Serious question.

Who the hell can get that offended about feeding a SIXTEEN DAY OLD baby?

A quick reminder of what trans* people go through every day.

"This country is getting too pussified! Everyone should be tougher!"

So ... let me get this straight. On August 4th, women are shallow because they only admire women that society has deemed attractive, as opposed to women who have accomplishments.

On all other days, the only thing David Hookstead feels it relevant to critique women based on their appearances and not their…

History: JFK fucked around with countless women, including Marilyn Monroe.

No.

Wow, you're actually trying to justify jailing people for their sexual orientation, or for even talking about how people shouldn't be jailed for their sexual orientation. You're a real piece of work.

Alan Cumming: UNF!